"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 01/25/2018 at 10:58 • Filed to: Actual shitpost

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Ever shit so hard that you just feel empty inside when finished?

shop-teacher > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/25/2018 at 11:03

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Yes.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/25/2018 at 11:03

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this is the shittiest shit post to ever shit.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/25/2018 at 11:07

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“You ever take a crap so big, your pants fit better? Anybody ever do that? You ever...I’m hoping that happens to me later tonight, ‘cause these babies don’t fit anymore. I’m hoping I’m one big turd away from backing into an old wardrobe.”

Ron White is a National Treasure.

MonkeePuzzle > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/25/2018 at 11:15

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no. I always have more shit I can share with oppo.

nerd_racing > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/25/2018 at 11:26

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Usually the day after I almost O D on Chinese food. Metamucil helps.

ttyymmnn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/25/2018 at 11:28

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Do you know why turds are tapered?

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So your asshole doesn’t slam shut.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/25/2018 at 11:34

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Ever have a shit that smells so bad you have to take a half time break to keep from gassing yourself into unconsciousness?

Khalbali > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/25/2018 at 13:14

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Every shit so hard it makes you tired? I had one like that once and had to lie down and nap after.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/26/2018 at 07:20

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yep!